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I know it's going to be a good day when I can finish the morning newspaper crossword puzzle before the mister walks out the door - means I've had a good night's sleep and my brain is firing on at least half cylinders!  If I'm still working the puzzle when the mister comes downstairs and sees me sitting at the kitchen table, then he thinks he needs to help - so he'll ask me if there are any sports questions, his specialty.  I always say no, even if it's a sports themed puzzle because a) I don't want his help and b) he is never any help!!  Allow me to illustrate...the clue was a 5 letter word for nincompoop - duh - my specialty!!  I ask the mister and he immediately asks me how many letters...FIVE, I just told you that, FIVE...then he pauses…