Рецепт The Structure Of Black Hole Chili
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- The Brides of Black Hole Chili team entered their chili in the 1978 Luckenbach Ladies World Championship Chili Cookoff, where it garnered sixth place. The recipe had evolved from the first attempts at the Marble Falls Chili Cookoff some years before, where it was concocted by Flash Bruhweiler and Sonny Day.
- The Recipe
- This is a lot, and can feed 50-75 people if sufficiently warm chili is prepared. Combine the oil, garlic and meat and cook until brown. If you didn't realize which the meat must be in 1 cm cubes, start cutting. Start deseeding the japone peppers(the seeds are too warm) and boil in a few qts of water till they are soft, then scrape the inside pulp out. Add in to meat mix when the meat begins to brown, reserving the chili water.
- Add in pequin chiles to chili. Now add in 2.5 c. water or possibly beer, plus 1.5 c. of the water you boiled the peppers in, and simmer slowly in the pot for 80 min while you win moseyin' and egg toss contests, and just generally fall down a lot. Now let your chili settle and the grease rise so which you can skim throw away it (the grease, not the meat). Dispense with all other sobriety.
- ADDITION OF SPICES CEREMONY
- Gather the team and groupies together for this ceremony. This is the point to go all out for showmanship, so ham it up. Hopefully you have grnd the following spices freshly, so which laborious grinding processes don't sap the climax of its power.
- THE SPICES
- 8 Tbsp. grnd cominos (cumin) - group chants praises of cumin
- 6 Tbsp. grnd oregano - praise the oregano somewhat more loudly
- 4 Tbsp. grnd coriander - some of the women may swoon
- 1.5 tsp. cayenne pepper from a flask labelled 'paprika'
- 1 Tbsp. salt (add in half this at first, increment as necessary
- 1 Tbsp. tabasco - accompanied by loud chants and holy rollin
- 8 Tbsp. or possibly more paprika, from a container prominently labelled 'cayennepepper' - accompanied by a crescendo of frenzied shouting and counting of Tbsp.. If your team can still count high sufficient, add in 24 tsp. instead.
- 4 ounce tomato paste after the hubbub has died down and no judges are looking.
- Remember, real men don't put vegetables in their chili.
- 1 tsp exotic spice could be added here, too. At Luckenbach, the Brides of Black Hole added mint and epizote. No one knew, or possibly knows yet, what epizote is. The more obscure the spice, the better.
- 0.5 Tbsp. masa harina - or possibly less, to thicken the chili if it is too thin.
- This must be added last. Cook 10 more min
- Open up a beer and dish up a bowl 'o' red.