Рецепт City Slicker Pear Butter

Conversating with a friend the other day went like He said: I'm canning salsa that is totally from my own I said: I made pear butter the other day in the crock He said: But did you grow the I said: No, bought them..what's your He said: Then you can't take credit for it. It's City Slicker Pear Butter. It doesn't "It doesn't count"...well that's where he's wrong (he's also a colossal ass btw). B/c this butter counts, it counts big time! And it's all crockpotted and super Now...here is the pitiful backstory on the pears. I'm on this diet right? And we go to the store and I see these pears, and I buy said pears, to get home and look at my approved foods list..and 'no pears'. What tha? I had to…